At the track meet today
|Me:||I cleaned all the dishes|
|Mom:||aren't you going to put them away too?|
|Me:||you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.|
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.